You use words like "penis" and "vagina" in normal conversation & think nothing of talking about vomit, blood, or poop at the dinner table.
You now use more 4 letter words than before you became a nurse.
You've wondered, 'Why am I here?'
You have encouraged obnoxious patients to sign out Against Medical Advice.
You can hold your bladder for 10+ hours.
You've had someone with tattoos literally from head to toe tell you he is afraid of needles.
You believe in the evil powers of full moons & speaking phrases with the word "quiet" in them.
You routinely ask, "What changed tonight that made it an emergency when it's been going on for 6 years?"
You've thought about having "DNR" tattooed on your chest.
You don't get excited about blood - unless it's your own.
You tell time with a 24 hour (military time) clock.
Your friends/family call you for nursing advice.
[these were adapted from similar items I found online]
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